I hope you enjoyed this past week, because who knows what will happen this week!

HOSPITALITY FATALITY
The Los Angeles Times reports that L.A. Hospitals and Health Care Facilities are not prepared to handle a major medical crisis, should one occur. The paper cites an institution's findings that organization and communication are the two big problems facing the county and surroundings. As a neighbor from the surroundings I find this to be nothing new. However, this is a very fucking concerning issue to deal with. Immediately, please. This message of concern goes out to anyone who knows of someone who knows someone in the right place to not make this a hospital fatality, but a hospital security.

THE BOX IS NOW HELD HOSTAGE INSIDE A SHAMEFUL OFFICE
The US box office, which is another name for where the moviegoers' money is tallied, is in shambles. A pretty dumb and nonsensical film, Bringing Down The House, snagged the top spot again for the third straight week. Then again, there's not much quality in film nowadays anyway. So what's the big concern here then, you might ask, but not really care? Fuck it! I don't care. I don't pay for movies anyway. Sneaking in saves you the money and robs the producers of their income. This would be a sweet deal if every moviegoer would do it. So please, sneak in and don't pay for shit. Thanks. That's all I wanted to say... for now.


IRAQ ATTACK
As is pretty evident right now, gathering from the continuing war coverage on the major networks and its enslaved (not based on fact)affiliates, US troops are moving, as slow and grainy as every reporter's video phone transmission, into Baghdad. Where in the world is this? Iraq is the country. Baghdad is the city. Saddamn Hussein is the dictator. George W. Bush is the war mongerer. Iraqi soliders are surrendering. US troops are dying. People worldwide are protesting the war. People nationwide go see Bringing Down The House. People locally, inside the Kodak Theatre, are having problems with their asses from sitting in their seats overtime. What the fuck is wrong with those money-spending moviegoer people!? I oppose your decision! This will not stand. You are in violation of U.N. regulations and law... wait, I think that's George Bush.