It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
Except it's not the end of the world, not yet anyway. Things are heating up, however, around the world. The riots in Paris, the situation with the ex-camel fucker in Iraq, the recent earthquakes, and just about everything else, including the scarcity of oil (unless you're a Middle East prince),
But now for some good news: I'm pregnant! Not really, but close to it. Actually, no, there's no truth to that at all. It's all rumor material. My comment? I do not have pregnancy issues. In fact, if I was pregnant, I'd probably get an abortion because I couldn't bring a child to this world. The world is too corrupt. Kids these days, wow! They're growing up so fast it's psychologically ill. We live in a time when a baby's first word could be "shit" or something. I mean, okay, if the baby has to shit it's letting the parents know that, but you know, that's not very logical.
Well, it looks like I'm going off on a tangent here, so until nex time, I remain... "happy to be here."
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Sunday, February 01, 2004
Sunday, May 25, 2003
Today comes a lesson for all you lazy people! Get your blood and cholesterol screened before you learn it is too late! I recently discovered my cholesterol is too high (for my age) and my triglycerides (body fat, I think) is way up, too. Blood will have a harder time going through your arteries if such figures do not drop! So listen up everyone! Excercise! 30 mins or more work-out! Eat a low-fat diet! Eat less! You'll live longer and feel healthier! I've been doing this for a week and I already feel better about myself!
Friday, May 23, 2003
My computer is a fucking bitch!
FUCK YOU! No, my frustration is actually geared towards TERRORISTS! YOU COCK-BALLING, SICK'N TWISTED, CAMEL-FUCKING, MAN-WHORING, DONKEY-RAPING, SHIT EATERS! Really! What is your war about? I don't get your mentality! I guess you feel opressed by the USA and other countries, but why take it out on us citizens?!? I personally have not been affected by any terrorist bombings, but it gets me worried from time to time! Bomb the people responsible and not innocent bystanders! It's not fair if you're playing a game! If it isn't a game, what the fuck is it? A war? Jihad? I'm confused! FUCK YOUR RECRUITS AND TRAINING CAMPS! Instead, go down to Puerto Rico and pick up some nice women and chill on the beaches in Africa, or better yet, in the caves of Afghanistan! Stop spreading the bullshit about your wars against oppression! If you're opressed, get some help! See a psychiatrist! Hell, it worked for Tony "Fat-Fuck" Soprano! It can work for you, Anonymous Terrorist/Family Man/Whoever You Are! Anyone of you Suicide Bombers, too! Stop blowing yourselves up and TRY to get something out of your LIFE... if you can't, LEAVE! Go somewhere where you're not opressed! Oh, it is your right and you believe in whatever it is you believe? OKAY! FINE! Reasonable argument there! But why blow yourself up! The only thing you accomplish is hate, death, tragedy and nothing! For everyone involved, yours included! Take some pills for your anger! For your obsession or mind-wash to blow up people and buildings! The only good thing you will do is drive up every nation's economy for preparation of a THIRD WORLD WAR! But that's also the worst fucking thing you'll accomplish! FUCK THAT SHIT! FUCK NUCLEAR BOMBS! FUCK YOU, NORTH KOREA! FUCK YOU, USA! FUCK EVERYONE WITH NUCLEAR ARMS PROJECTS! Hiroshima was a terrible disaster! What do you think is going to happen to the Earth when one of those mega nuclear bombs explodes? That you can hide in your bunkers? You won't be affected? Wrong! You'll be the only person left alive on the fucking planet! You won't have nothing to live for then! Oh, but you made your point? You showed them (whomever)? FUCK YOU!
Okay, I think I got my point across. Now would be a good time to conclude... no, wait STOP THE TERROR, MOTHERFUCKERS! Okat, that's it. Have a safe terror... WEEKEND!!!!
FUCK YOU! No, my frustration is actually geared towards TERRORISTS! YOU COCK-BALLING, SICK'N TWISTED, CAMEL-FUCKING, MAN-WHORING, DONKEY-RAPING, SHIT EATERS! Really! What is your war about? I don't get your mentality! I guess you feel opressed by the USA and other countries, but why take it out on us citizens?!? I personally have not been affected by any terrorist bombings, but it gets me worried from time to time! Bomb the people responsible and not innocent bystanders! It's not fair if you're playing a game! If it isn't a game, what the fuck is it? A war? Jihad? I'm confused! FUCK YOUR RECRUITS AND TRAINING CAMPS! Instead, go down to Puerto Rico and pick up some nice women and chill on the beaches in Africa, or better yet, in the caves of Afghanistan! Stop spreading the bullshit about your wars against oppression! If you're opressed, get some help! See a psychiatrist! Hell, it worked for Tony "Fat-Fuck" Soprano! It can work for you, Anonymous Terrorist/Family Man/Whoever You Are! Anyone of you Suicide Bombers, too! Stop blowing yourselves up and TRY to get something out of your LIFE... if you can't, LEAVE! Go somewhere where you're not opressed! Oh, it is your right and you believe in whatever it is you believe? OKAY! FINE! Reasonable argument there! But why blow yourself up! The only thing you accomplish is hate, death, tragedy and nothing! For everyone involved, yours included! Take some pills for your anger! For your obsession or mind-wash to blow up people and buildings! The only good thing you will do is drive up every nation's economy for preparation of a THIRD WORLD WAR! But that's also the worst fucking thing you'll accomplish! FUCK THAT SHIT! FUCK NUCLEAR BOMBS! FUCK YOU, NORTH KOREA! FUCK YOU, USA! FUCK EVERYONE WITH NUCLEAR ARMS PROJECTS! Hiroshima was a terrible disaster! What do you think is going to happen to the Earth when one of those mega nuclear bombs explodes? That you can hide in your bunkers? You won't be affected? Wrong! You'll be the only person left alive on the fucking planet! You won't have nothing to live for then! Oh, but you made your point? You showed them (whomever)? FUCK YOU!
Okay, I think I got my point across. Now would be a good time to conclude... no, wait STOP THE TERROR, MOTHERFUCKERS! Okat, that's it. Have a safe terror... WEEKEND!!!!
Monday, April 14, 2003
Sunday, March 23, 2003
I hope you enjoyed this past week, because who knows what will happen this week!
HOSPITALITY FATALITY
The Los Angeles Times reports that L.A. Hospitals and Health Care Facilities are not prepared to handle a major medical crisis, should one occur. The paper cites an institution's findings that organization and communication are the two big problems facing the county and surroundings. As a neighbor from the surroundings I find this to be nothing new. However, this is a very fucking concerning issue to deal with. Immediately, please. This message of concern goes out to anyone who knows of someone who knows someone in the right place to not make this a hospital fatality, but a hospital security.
THE BOX IS NOW HELD HOSTAGE INSIDE A SHAMEFUL OFFICE
The US box office, which is another name for where the moviegoers' money is tallied, is in shambles. A pretty dumb and nonsensical film, Bringing Down The House, snagged the top spot again for the third straight week. Then again, there's not much quality in film nowadays anyway. So what's the big concern here then, you might ask, but not really care? Fuck it! I don't care. I don't pay for movies anyway. Sneaking in saves you the money and robs the producers of their income. This would be a sweet deal if every moviegoer would do it. So please, sneak in and don't pay for shit. Thanks. That's all I wanted to say... for now.
IRAQ ATTACK
As is pretty evident right now, gathering from the continuing war coverage on the major networks and its enslaved (not based on fact)affiliates, US troops are moving, as slow and grainy as every reporter's video phone transmission, into Baghdad. Where in the world is this? Iraq is the country. Baghdad is the city. Saddamn Hussein is the dictator. George W. Bush is the war mongerer. Iraqi soliders are surrendering. US troops are dying. People worldwide are protesting the war. People nationwide go see Bringing Down The House. People locally, inside the Kodak Theatre, are having problems with their asses from sitting in their seats overtime. What the fuck is wrong with those money-spending moviegoer people!? I oppose your decision! This will not stand. You are in violation of U.N. regulations and law... wait, I think that's George Bush.
HOSPITALITY FATALITY
The Los Angeles Times reports that L.A. Hospitals and Health Care Facilities are not prepared to handle a major medical crisis, should one occur. The paper cites an institution's findings that organization and communication are the two big problems facing the county and surroundings. As a neighbor from the surroundings I find this to be nothing new. However, this is a very fucking concerning issue to deal with. Immediately, please. This message of concern goes out to anyone who knows of someone who knows someone in the right place to not make this a hospital fatality, but a hospital security.
THE BOX IS NOW HELD HOSTAGE INSIDE A SHAMEFUL OFFICE
The US box office, which is another name for where the moviegoers' money is tallied, is in shambles. A pretty dumb and nonsensical film, Bringing Down The House, snagged the top spot again for the third straight week. Then again, there's not much quality in film nowadays anyway. So what's the big concern here then, you might ask, but not really care? Fuck it! I don't care. I don't pay for movies anyway. Sneaking in saves you the money and robs the producers of their income. This would be a sweet deal if every moviegoer would do it. So please, sneak in and don't pay for shit. Thanks. That's all I wanted to say... for now.
IRAQ ATTACK
As is pretty evident right now, gathering from the continuing war coverage on the major networks and its enslaved (not based on fact)affiliates, US troops are moving, as slow and grainy as every reporter's video phone transmission, into Baghdad. Where in the world is this? Iraq is the country. Baghdad is the city. Saddamn Hussein is the dictator. George W. Bush is the war mongerer. Iraqi soliders are surrendering. US troops are dying. People worldwide are protesting the war. People nationwide go see Bringing Down The House. People locally, inside the Kodak Theatre, are having problems with their asses from sitting in their seats overtime. What the fuck is wrong with those money-spending moviegoer people!? I oppose your decision! This will not stand. You are in violation of U.N. regulations and law... wait, I think that's George Bush.
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